Repuglycan Strategery

Ever since the first Bush presidency, the Rethugliturd policy for choosing a VP has been assassination insurance. No one wanted anything bad to happen to Bush1 because we'd be stuck with the dumbest, most incompetent President ever. Now, ironically, we are stuck with exactly that. Our worst fears have come true with George Dumbya. And no one wants anything to happen to him because then we'd be stuck with the Devil's tapeworm, Dick Cheney. Repricklican Presidents have gotten so bad that the kind of idiot sock puppet we used to fear in Quayle is now preferable in Bush when compared to the second in command evil sack of Halliburton pulling his strings.

But the most scary thing of all is how people pine for past Repuglytard Presidents when compared to the current administration. If each successive GOP President gets worse and makes us miss the previous one, then how does that bode for the future?


Repunklicons are very worried about their image now. With his approval ratings in the toilet, Bush looks like a photocopy of a photocopy of a blurry picture of an armadillo turd. How can they possibly find anyone to follow him that is more incompetent and corrupt, thus elevating his legacy to NOT the worst President in history? I don't know if it's possible.

But I shouldn't sell the Repiglicons short--shitting out corrupt, feeble-minded candidates is the one thing they excel in. I'm sure they can find something...