GOP Will Eat Itself

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The Reprehensican party continues to dismember itself with the gangrenous spew of vacuous shillbots like Karen Hanretty. She helps reveal even more of the blackened soul of the Retardicons for all the world to see, essentially gunning the engine during their tailspin.

Perhaps the GOP should discontinue their regular practice of hiring clueless blonde bimbos to distract frustrated true believer fanbois from the fact that there is no substance to their views. That may work on FRAUD News with their usual cowed, mentally handicapped audience, but it dies a quick death against an actual opponent in a forum they can't control.

Hanretty basically confirms that the Rethuglyturd party line is so much empty posturing when it comes into conflict with one of the party faithful. Conservitards are supposed to be tough on crime, yet she thinks a convicted felon should be set free and then pardoned, removing what little punishment he would have received in the form of disbarment.

Then she follows that up with demanding to know what crime Gonzales is guilty of. Why does it matter to her? She just said that she doesn't care about convictions and wants to set felons free. According to her, you can do every unethical thing imaginable just short of breaking the law. And if you do break the law and are caught doing it, then the law doesn't matter anyway. This from the party of law and order. But what do you expect from the dickless windbags who are also supposed to be the party of fiscal responsibility but lose over $8 billion in Iraq? Hanretty proves once again that for the GOP politics trumps all, including logic and consistency.

The only good thing about parasites like her is that they eventually kill the host.

Repuglycan Strategery

Ever since the first Bush presidency, the Rethugliturd policy for choosing a VP has been assassination insurance. No one wanted anything bad to happen to Bush1 because we'd be stuck with the dumbest, most incompetent President ever. Now, ironically, we are stuck with exactly that. Our worst fears have come true with George Dumbya. And no one wants anything to happen to him because then we'd be stuck with the Devil's tapeworm, Dick Cheney. Repricklican Presidents have gotten so bad that the kind of idiot sock puppet we used to fear in Quayle is now preferable in Bush when compared to the second in command evil sack of Halliburton pulling his strings.

But the most scary thing of all is how people pine for past Repuglytard Presidents when compared to the current administration. If each successive GOP President gets worse and makes us miss the previous one, then how does that bode for the future?


Repunklicons are very worried about their image now. With his approval ratings in the toilet, Bush looks like a photocopy of a photocopy of a blurry picture of an armadillo turd. How can they possibly find anyone to follow him that is more incompetent and corrupt, thus elevating his legacy to NOT the worst President in history? I don't know if it's possible.

But I shouldn't sell the Repiglicons short--shitting out corrupt, feeble-minded candidates is the one thing they excel in. I'm sure they can find something...

A Sleeper Cell of Stupid

The biggest problem with Mann Coulter and her fellow douchebags is not their asinine factually challenged screeds or the gutless media whores that give them their platform. There will always be nutjobs out there and lazy pseudo journalist hacks will give some of them attention, not because they are right or even have a salient point to make. The reason these right wing loonies continue to get exposure is that they have a sizeable audience just as venal and ugly as they are to swallow their vomitous tripe.

There is a very ugly side to the American personality that has lain dormant for many years and it was finally given permission to rise again by Bush, as evidenced by the crowd of yokels that flocked to Faux News. The people affected by this particular form of brain damage are characterized by simple mindedness, arrogance and a hatred of anything not just like themselves. Bush is the pied piper to the american vermin that held on to these embarrassing traits and they helped him along to almost beating Al Gore in the 2000 election.

A complete fraud like Dumbya would never have made it that close without millions of mouth-breathing brain donors who couldn't see through his paper-thin facade. And they loved the fact that this "regular guy" made it okay for them to show their true colors and be stupid, bigoted rednecks again.

The smartest thing Rove ever did was identifying and isolating this this ugliness like a scientist might find a useless gene we haven't used since the Stone Age. He found a vein of asshole running through the american landscape and mined it for all it was worth.



Coulter, Malkin, O'Reilly, Hannity and Limbaugh (not to mention Bush) owe their careers to this virulent strain of jackass. Bush voters have their tiny minds made up with the littlest amount of information possible and don't want to hear anything contrary to their firmly held predjudices. Their opinions have been handed down unchanged generation after generation like an heirloom or a genetic disease.

They only want to hear their own opinions repeated back to them to convince themselves that they are right, and Faux News, Coultergeist and company are only too happy to oblige.



They know this is not a crowd big on journalistic integrity or fact checking. The perfect audience for a "news" channel that learned a while ago that it's not illegal to lie about the news.

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