American Knees Hate America

I watched this piece from Max Blumenthal the other day. It nicely confirms what we all already know about young Retardicans in general. They're big on talking like tough guys, but are weak, cringing, lily-livered, mamby-pamby momma's boys at heart. Along with the list of formulaic Republican't talking points these drones are given by the RNC, they must receive a corresponding list of excuses for why their cowardly asses aren't enlisting for the war effort.

These pathetic autobots keep repeating the same exact answers as each other, both for why we're in Iraq and why they can't risk their own precious silver spoon-fed asses. Even when they are pussing out they can't resist trying to sound like tough guys. Notice how the knee injury from football keeps coming up? Perhaps they are taking their cues from Dickhead Cheney since they don't have minds of their own.

I'd like to propose a variation of the old GI bill. The government will pay for knee replacement on all college Republican'ts who support the war, but, regrettably, can't go because of their terrorist-coddling knees. In exchange, each recipient will do one tour of duty in Iraq. Fight the knees here so they can fight the terrorists there.

Something tells me that the Army recruiter in charge of that deal will be playing a lot of computer solitaire (like all the other recruiters). Perhaps the college chickenhawks' excuse this time will be that it sounds too much like socialized medicine.